Fuck having a princess movie with a realistic depiction of parental emotional/psychological abuse.
Fuck having a Disney princess with a severe mental illness (or several) who is nonetheless portrayed as sympathetic and doesn’t magically become ~okay~ at the end.
Fuck having a Disney princess who EVEN AFTER becoming a princess still works hard with her own two hands to fulfill her dream.
Fuck having a Disney character who does not wallow in self-pity in a desperate situation but instead fights and prays for the rights of her people and of others who are the outcasts and downtrod.
Fuck having a Disney princess who is homeless, bullied, deposed, probably brainwashed and forgotten by her entire kingdom but still manages to come through at the end.
Fuck having a princess who manages to show her mother that there are other options than being a “prim and proper” perfect trophy wife.
Fuck having a princess who proves herself in battle and saves her entire kingdom.
Fuck having a princess who decides that she doesn’t exist just to be married off to the first prince and instead decides who she loves for herself.
Fuck having a movie with a realistic presentation of religious intolerance and self righteous bigotry and sexual obsession.
Fuck having a movie which shows a realistic sociopath and that sometimes the “handsome perfect Disney prince” might have their own agenda despite their charm and initial affability, without telegraphing the evil character from a mile off.
No, fuck all that. All that matters is that three members of the same family in a film look similar, and that there hasn’t been a demisexual trans otherkin fat princess in a wheelchair in a lesbian poly kinky relationship with eating-out shown onscreen for two hours (because invisible disability like severe debilitating mental illness doesn’t fucking count right?).
Yeah, you go Tumblr. You go.
“I don’t like Donald because I can’t understand him.”
“Why do you even like Donald? All he ever does is get angry.”
“He’s so mean all the time!”
Because the little shitlord never heals you when you actually need him to.